Sorry I was trying to be funny. Get it? Last night we were given the "date" our spouses will be returning home. Of course this is all subject to change as mentioned before by Maj D. Basically once the Rear D gets the okay to release the flight info they will call the spouses and we will make a mass attack on the meeting point to decorate and set up all the goodies.
I plan on making a sign to hold up and want it to be witty and full of smart arse-ness because a smarty arse is so me! Here's what I have, but does anyone have suggestions?
3 Bathroom Fixtures - $50
2 Headlights - $25
1 Kitchen Light Fixture - $40
A Carpet 5 lbs overweight for MPS - $!%&#
Having you home - $ PRICELESS